These über cute coasters are for the old crotchety alcoholic in us all. Each character comes with its own personality description, and more importantly, a mixed drink recipe. This particular design “The Coasters” was designed by Parliament of Owls, but any designer can pick a shape, design a print, and the Cranky Pressman will print em out for you. Sweet idea, right?  My personal favorite is Adelaide…

likes: Mud, Brandy, Roasting Nuts, Cussing, Winning

dislikes: Bathing Suits, Mosquitos, Cheaters, Big Hats, Losing

Favorite Punch: THE SEA BISCUIT. Mix 1 part bitters, 2 parts bourbon, 1 splash ginger ale and a splash of lime juice. Pour bourbon over ice. Add lime juice and bitters. Top with soda and shake.

Yum, is it too early for a drink?